Ah, OK, I should begin by saying that you shouldn't watch the video below while at work unless you're a colleague of Ron Jeremy or something.
This clip is an advertisement for a Russian bicycle hire company. The voice-over states, "It's not important how you use the bicycles you rent from us. What matters is that you return them on time and intact."
So there you go. Next time you're in Russia and after a hire bike, you'll know where to turn. Or not.
All I can say is, if sex sells, these guys will rent out a lot of bikes...
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